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Subject: The Final Tally Edit Message
Posted By: Booker (not just for Friday's anymore) (216.163.191.2)
Date: Friday December 17 [12:05:47 PM]

Jambytes’s –

CraigB & Gr8bone (Pavoratti record) – Failed to produce item.
Close but no cigar. Endured two hours of boredom from a lonely old man who turned out to be a Warlock. CraigB actually had the item in hand, but Gr8bone lost his cool and nearly got both of them burned to a crisp.

Hantra & EricM (Afro Sheen) – Successfully turned in item.
Hantra was the first person in this event to have to take a beat-down. Thing is, he was smacked around by his own partner,…EricM!

Wizeguy, EricL & JJW95SC (Dog Collar) – Failed to produce item.
Wizeguy’s “charm” with animals was put to the test, and he failed miserably – nearly losing an arm to a pit bull. EricL could have carried the day for the Jambytes, but alas, it was not to be.

Froman, Russ (Magnum Condom) – Successfully turned in item.
Once again, Froman is out cold. We now find out if Russ is a true friend in need, or a dirty rat.

JimW, Juggernaut & Tanman (Confederate Flag) - Successfully turned in item.
All three were nearly blow to bits by Wes Carter, a red neck with a shot gun. Juggernaut has escaped death twice in one day, and, after a forty foot plunge into a pool – produced the goods.

Bill99GXE, Kaleb & Kevin (Jock Strap) – Failed to produce item.
“Y-M-C-A… its fun to stay at the ….Y-M-C-A”

Frans96SE & Eben (Baby Formula) - Failed to produce item.
Eben’s pick-up Playah instincts have finally done him in. Frans96SE, learn to watch out for rouge red Saturns – (if close only counted).


MaximaMafia –

SkyMax & Shing (Jock Strap) – Successfully turned in item.
SkyMax left his buddy Shing to bear the wrath of Jerome Gordon all by himself and delivered the goods. Poor Shing had a rough day. After 45 minutes inside an industrial sized clothes dryer, he was struck by a car and suffered a broken leg. Currently recouping in a west side hospital.

Woodear & Keven (Magnum Condom) – Successfully turned in item.
At this point what can one say about Woodear, except – DAMN!

ScoLar & JasonF (Pavoratti Record) – Failed to produce item.
Entrapped in a Federal sting operation, the boys were busted by the feds making a run for Fiji. Now in custody, with lots of explaining to do. Not likely be heard from for quite some time.

Biomax & JustinMc (Afro Sheen) – Successfully turned in item.
Biomax gets the gold mine, JustinMc gets the shaft. Funny thing is, JustinMc is actually starting to ENJOY being the “man of the house”.

MaximaMike & Remington (Dog Collar) – Failed to turn in item.
These two Einsteins swiped a dog that wasn’t even wearing a collar, got busted and have been tossed into the county lock down. Remington may have already made a “special friend” in the jail house.

Chebosto & MaximaLuva (Baby Formula) – Successfully turned in item.
Coup in the pediatrician’s office was a measured success. MaximaLuva, man of valour that he is, left his boy high and dry. Chebosoto; parking ticket, shot in the @$$, ninety dollar pair of jeans ruined. Not his day.

Nightrider, BryanH & Nismos87SE (Confederate Flag) – Successfully turned in item.
Lifted the plate off of two red-neck’s pick up truck, the victory cost two of them dearly in the pain department, however. BryanH is out cold on the sidewalk, with a golf-ball sized welt on his head. And Nismos87SE is sporting tow black eyes and various battle wounds.




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