Posted By:
Booker (205.229.142.218)
Date: Friday October 01 [04:43:57 PM]
The youngest member of the Maxima BBS, fifteen year old Maximamike, is just itching for the day when he can finally drive his modded Maxima. But until that day, he’s realized that he’ll have to be content working on it and adding bolt-on modifications.
Maximamike has already looked over the “Group Deals” page and has decided to go with some steel braided brake lines. Before committing however, Maximamike has some questions.
He’s decided to order the brake lines from Jet Braking in Columbus, Ohio & is preparing to call their customer service line now. One problem with these mail order houses is they always have toll free numbers which spell something – supposedly making it easier for you to remember. In reality they just frustrate people, because it takes five minutes to figure out what the number is.
Its now Monday afternoon & Maximamike is staring intently at the telephone. He needs to place a call into Jet Braking to inquire about the differences needed for the 3rd versus 4th generation Maxima. Before he can do this however, he needs to figure out which numbers spell out 800-FOR-JET-B. (367-5382).
Maximamike carefully dials out the numbers: 1-8-0-0-3-6-7-5-6-8-3.
(Unknown to Maximamike, he has just dialed: 800-FOR-LOVE.)
After three rings, a silky, sultry female voice comes on the line and begins moaning into the phone.
Sultry voice: “mmmmm….hiiii. My name is Candi. Would you like me to be your toy tonight? Ooooooo….I sure hope so.
Maximamike nearly drops the phone. His attention is immediately drawn..
Sultry voice: “mmmmmm….c’mon lover….what are you waiting for? Oh, and I’ve got a special surprise, just for you. This is my friend, Jasmine.”
Second Sultry voice: “Hiii”
Sultry voice: “And for an extra dollar ninety nine per minute….she’d just loooove to join us. Mmmmm….we want to get you sooooo HOT!”
Mike here’s a *click* on the line & suddenly can hear his mom’s voice in the back ground, talking to his dad on the other side of the kitchen upstairs.
Maximamike’s Mom: “I don’t think it should be a problem, Bernie. But just to make sure, I’ll call over and ask. If she can’t, we can always ask Janice and Bill.”
Then, “beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeep-beep-beeeeeep” as she dials a number.
Sultry voice: “mmmmm…we’ll see you in a minute lover.”
The sultry woman’s voice is interupted by a computer sythesized voice.
Computer voice: “To talk right now, LIVE to the hottest girls on the planet, please enter your sixteen digit Visa, Discover, or Mastercard number now.”………..“Please enter your sixtee….”
Maximamike’s mom: “Hello?!?!?!!!!”
Maximamike: “ahhhh,….wrong number!
Maximamike’s Mom: “What the….Mike???”
Maximamike: “You’ve got the wrong number!!”
Maximamike’s Mom: “What…? Who has the wrong number?!”
Computer voice: “To talk right now, LIVE to the hottest girls on the planet, please enter your sixteen digit ….”
Maximamike’s Mom: “YOU HANG UP THIS PHONE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!!!!!”
*click*
Signed by - theBooker, Master of the dramatic; creator/author/editor-in-cheif of the hit series, "As the BBS Turns". Shing's homie. Maximamike's nemisis. A loving husband. A dedicated father. Worshipped by men, adored by women. Sculpted biceps. An educated midwesterner, moved to Cali in 1989. Determined to run Eben off of the net for good. Secretly favoring the Jambytes. Often seen driving a 96 Pebble Beige 5-spd SE.
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